Suicide Squad (2016) Top movie Quotes and Trailer

Suicide Squad (2016) Top Quotes and Trailer

It feels good to be bad...Assemble a team of the world's most dangerous, incarcerated Super Villains, provide them with the most powerful arsenal at the government's disposal, and send them off on a mission to defeat an enigmatic, insuperable entity. U.S. intelligence officer Amanda Waller has determined only a secretly convened group of disparate, despicable individuals with next to nothing to lose will do. However, once they realize they weren't picked to succeed but chosen for their patent culpability when they inevitably fail, will the Suicide Squad resolve to die trying, or decide it's every man for himself?

The Joker: Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you live for me?

The Joker: What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker: Ah, you helped me? By erasing my mind? What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker: What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya. Really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker: [puts belt in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain-capped teeth when the juice hits your brain.

Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T: Mmm, you're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!
[whistles for Harley]
The Joker: Ooh, come to daddy.
Harley Quinn: Puddin!
The Joker: Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
Harley Quinn: Well...
[barks and laughs]
Harley Quinn: You're cute! You want me? I'm all yours.
Monster T: I don't want no beef.
The Joker: You don't want no beef?
The Joker: Don't want no beef? Don't want no beef?
Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine! Don't waste my time then.
Monster T: This is your lady.
The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?
Monster T: No. That's your lady, Joker.
The Joker: That's right!

The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I got you a kitty.
The Joker: So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller: [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A machine gun?
Amanda Waller: [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

[Harley smashes a shop window]
Rick Flag: Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?
Harley Quinn: [takes a purse] We're bad guys. It's what we do.

Harley Quinn: [to Katana] Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?

Rick Flag: This is the deal: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn: I'm known for being quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!
[Harley pouts]

The Joker: [from trailer] I can't wait to show you my toys.

Harley Quinn: [at a bar] Whatcha having, K.C.?
Deadshot: Bloody Mary, right?
Killer Croc: Drink dulls the mind.
Harley Quinn: K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.
Killer Croc: Beer.
Captain Boomerang: There he is. Give the man a beer.
Harley Quinn: How about you, hot stuff?
Diablo: Water.
Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey.
[pours water]
Harley Quinn: Ninja? You want some sake?
Katana: Whiskey.
Harley Quinn: Whiskey, okay.
Deadshot: [points to shot glass] What am I, 12?

Captain Boomerang: You know what they say about the crazy ones...
Harley Quinn: Huh?

while out on a joyride
Harley Quinn: Come on, Puddin'. Do it!
The Joker: Oh, we have got company.
Harley Quinn: Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.
[Batman leaps onto the hood of the car]
Harley Quinn: Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!
Harley attempts to shoot Batman through the roof

Deadshot: Stay evil, doll face.

[last lines]
Harley Quinn: Puddin'!
The Joker: Let's go home.

Harley Quinn: [walks from a helicopter crash] What a ride!

Deadshot: [toasting] Here's to honor among thieves.
Katana: Not a thief.
Deadshot: Oh, she's not a thief.
[they clink their glasses]
Captain Boomerang: I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.
Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off despite what everybody thought.
Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is they're going to blame us for the whole thing. They can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies; the cover up. Don't forget, we're the bad guys.

[from trailer]
The Joker: Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...

Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker: You know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Frost: Boss, we got a problem!
[the Joker's helicopter is struck by a missile]
The Joker: Huh? This bird is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.
Harley Quinn: Let's do it!

Deadshot: Whatcha gonna do?
Diablo: You wanna see something? YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING?
Deadshot: YEAH!
[Diablo goes berserk and shoots fire everywhere]
Deadshot: ...I was trying to get you there. No hard feelings, right? We good?

Amanda Waller: They became the King and Queen of Gotham City, and God help anyone who disrespected the Queen.

Deadshot: You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You've heard of Phil Jackson?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch! Study.

Deadshot: [Harley points gun] Whoa! Relax. It's me.
Harley Quinn: You ever been in love?
Deadshot: No. Never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, but feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.

Griggs: Ames, If this man shoots me, I want you to kill him and I want you to go clear my browser history.

[Harley Quinn changes her clothes in public]
Harley Quinn: [sees everyone staring at her] What?

Harley Quinn: I'm bored. Play with me!

[Enchantress touches Admiral Burns]
Seals' Admiral Burns: [unnerved] Please don't touch me, please don't touch me...

Amanda Waller: It's taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.

Deadshot: What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?

Deadshot: [given a gun] Y'all jokers must be crazy!
[puts a headshot through a target]

Griggs: Stay back. If she moves, fire her up. All right?
[to Harley]
Griggs: You gonna come down from there or what?
[Harley laughs]
Griggs: Oh yeah, look at you. You know the rules, hotness. You got to keep off of these bars.
Harley Quinn: What, these bars?
Griggs: Yeah, those bars.
[Harley licks the bar]
Griggs: Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady.
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Griggs: Oh man, I love you.
[on radio]
Griggs: Alpha-1, hit her!

Deadshot: Don't forget: we're the bad guys.

Amanda Waller: I want to build a team of some very dangerous people, who I think can do some good.

Seals' Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interest for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.

Deadshot: Flag, I don't like this.
Harley Quinn: Pussy.
Deadshot: I will knock your ass out! I don't care if you're a girl.

Harley Quinn: I love this guy!

Monster T: We finally meet.
Frost: No, he doesn't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.
Monster T: Hey J, on behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.
The Joker: Are you sweet talking me?
The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!

Dexter Tolliver: Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?

Captain Boomerang: [attacked by Katana] You got a boyfriend?

Amanda Waller: Deadshot, shoot that woman right now!
Deadshot: She didn't do shit to me.
Amanda Waller: You're a hitman, right? I got a contract. Kill Harley Quinn, do it for your freedom and your kid.
Deadshot: [beat] Oh, she dead.

Harley Quinn: Are you the devil?
Amanda Waller: Maybe.

[Sees that Joker is about to drive off the railing, into the river]
Harley Quinn: Puddin'?
[Hysterically panicking as the car goes into to the water]
Harley Quinn: Puddin', I can't swim!

Captain Boomerang: [to Diablo] And the kids?
Harley Quinn: He killed them. Didn't you?
Harley Quinn: Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn: What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang: [yelling] Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are!
[looks at Killer Croc]
Harley Quinn: Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, you are.

Deadshot: I don't know what they told you, but I'm a hitman, not a fireman. I don't save people!

Frost: You might want to keep your mouth shut.
Griggs: Can I go, man? What the hell is going on? This is crazy.
The Joker: Blah blah blah blah blah blah. All of that chit chat's gonna get you hurt.
[smacks Griggs' shoulders]
Griggs: Oh my God.
[kisses the Joker's ring]
The Joker: I could tell you meant that!
The Joker: You gonna be my friend?

Enchantress: [from trailer] Let's do something fun.

Amanda Waller: That was just the beginning. She's even crazier than him and more fearless.

Amanda Waller: This is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure if anyone knew what I procured for you.
Bruce Wayne: Listen... I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
Amanda Waller: People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers. And if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Bruce Wayne: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
Amanda Waller: [hands him several files regarding metahumans] Why, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Just like to make friends.
Amanda Waller: There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I believe in leverage.
Bruce Wayne: Good night.
Amanda Waller: You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Bruce Wayne: You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.

The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.

Harley Quinn: What, I got a hickey or something?
The Joker: Professor! Could you pick up the pace?
[Harley receives text from the Joker, then runs towards his helicopter]
Deadshot: Harley!
The Joker: Hello, baby!
Amanda Waller: Kill her!
Rick Flag: Her nanite's disarmed!
The Joker: Come on, baby!

Rick Flag: I'll accept the consequences.
Amanda Waller: I am your consequence.

Deadshot: Here's to honor... among thieves.

Katana: [in Japanese] Criminals deserve no mercy!

Griggs: That is just a whole lot of pretty and a whole lot of crazy.

Amanda Waller: Everyone's has a weakness, and a weakness can be leverage.

Amanda Waller: In a world of monsters, this is the only way to protect the country.

The Joker: Question! Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... would you live for me? Hmm?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. Do you want this?
Harley Quinn: I do.
The Joker: Say it.
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Harley Quinn: Please?
The Joker: [impressed] God, you're so good.

[to Captain Boomerang, who has killed his own henchman]
The Flash: No honor among thieves, eh?

Amanda Waller: If they get caught, we throw 'em under the bus.

[upon meeting Killer Croc for the first time]
Killer Croc: Ain't you scared?
Rick Flag: Why'd they put you down here?
Killer Croc: I asked.

Harley Quinn: [seeing Enchantress building her weapon] Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?
Rick Flag: Yeah. Why?
Harley Quinn: I'm off my meds.

The Joker: Where is she?
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp terrorist on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is.
Frost: So, what are we doing?
The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.

Deadshot: So that's your old lady, huh?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit. All right? Get up there, smack on her ass, tell her knock this shit off.
Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.

Deadshot: Don't make me shoot you.

Griggs: [to Harley] My job is to keep you alive until you die. You understand that?

Rick Flag: [to Deadshot] I'm a soldier! You're a serial killer who takes credit cards. When the shooting starts, and it will, you'll cut and run.

Deadshot: [about Amanda Waller] Damn. That is one mean lady.
Rick Flag: You get used to it.

Deadshot: [after showing his marksmen skills] All right, now that you know what you buying, let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.
Rick Flag: Darnell's out.
Deadshot: He's out. Third, ya'll gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I'm gonna want her to go to college. Like Harvard, Yale...
Rick Flag: Ivy League.
Deadshot: Yeah, Ivy League. One them big joints, you know? And if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to "white people" that thing. You know how ya'll do.
Rick Flag: Oh, yeah.
Deadshot: Now, that's my price, but I'm concerned because I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Rick Flag: You're in no position to make any demands.
Deadshot: Oh, I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. Naw, errand boy, I'm talking to your boss.
[to Amanda]
Deadshot: That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.

The Joker: [sarcastically] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend!
The Joker: Do it. Do it, do it, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it!
[snatches gun away and laughs]
The Joker: If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane. Go away.

Harley Quinn: He married me!

Amanda Waller: Any other requests?
Harley Quinn: Oh! An espresso machine.
Killer Croc: B-E-T!

[first lines]
Griggs: Chow time!

The Joker: Oh, you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you... little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!
The Joker: [interrupts] Got it! Got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea! State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: Oh, promise? Promise?

Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right?
Harley Quinn: You hate mankind much? Let me guess, mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist!
[Croc growls]
Diablo: Why?
Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim. A mind to pry apart and spit in.
Captain Boomerang: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.

Batman: It's over, Deadshot. I don't want to do this in front of your daughter.

Harley Quinn: I'm not much of a joiner, but maybe we should.
Deadshot: Hey! She's trying to take over the world.
Harley Quinn: So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us!
Deadshot: Hey, Harley!
Harley Quinn: [approaches Enchantress] Hey, lady? Um, I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?

[Upon awakening her brother, The Incubus]
Enchantress: Brother, I have freed you.
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same World only much later.
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
Incubus: But they worshipped us. We were gods to them.
Enchantress: Now they worship machines, so I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength, feed on them, and wait for me to return.
[Enchantress disappears]

Harley Quinn: I gotta work on my cardio.

Harley Quinn: I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Enchantress: I can, my dear. Anything you want.
Harley Quinn: You promise?
Enchantress: Yes, child. You need only bow and serve beneath my feet.
Harley Quinn: I like what you're selling, lady. There's just one teeny problem. You messed with my friends!

Killer Croc: [to GQ] I'm going with y'all!
Lieutenant GQ Edwards: We got this.
Killer Croc: I'm not asking bro.
[takes off Hoodie]
Killer Croc: I live underground y'all are just tourists.

Harley Quinn: Wee!
Griggs: Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going.
[hands Harley a phone]
Griggs: It's from Mr. J. You gonna tell him I took care of you?
Harley Quinn: You're so screwed!
Griggs: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Harley, what do you mean by that? Harley!

Diablo: I can't change what I did. And neither can you!
Harley Quinn: He married me!
Diablo: It's not real.
Deadshot: I killed the Bat.
Diablo: Nah, homie. You don't want that.
Harley Quinn: What? I want that.
Diablo: She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!
Rick Flag: He's right. It's not real.

Deadshot: Harley, why don't you stop acting like a drunken stripper?
Harley Quinn: You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? Because...
Harley Quinn: I smell a rat.
Deadshot: If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.
Harley Quinn: And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay. Hey, it's okay sell-out. I get it. I get it. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves. Right?

Harley Quinn: What is that? What is that? Who are you?
Technician: Stand by. Arming device.
Harley Quinn: Who are you? I don't know who you are.
Technician: Device armed.
Harley Quinn: Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you. Hey, I'm talking to you!
Technician: Ready.
[Harley screams]
Technician: Injection successful.
Technician 2: Location verified.

Floyd Lawton: Anybody who touches me is dead. Anybody...
Floyd Lawton: Lady, hey.
Technician: Injection successful.
Floyd Lawton: Hey, miss. What was that?
Technician 2: Location verified. Next!
Floyd Lawton: Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.

Killer Croc: [to everyone] Y'all don't mind, I got me a sewer to crawl back into.
Deadshot: Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.
Harley Quinn: I'm going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?
Deadshot: Your ass is not driving.

Deadshot: You gonna fight with us?
Diablo: What if I lose control?
Deadshot: Then maybe we'll have a chance.

Deadshot: What are we, some kind of suicide squad?

Captain Boomerang: Hey, you were some help, Princess.
Diablo: It's better this way. Trust me.
Captain Boomerang: Oh yeah, you're the fire bloke, eh?
Diablo: Yeah, I was. Yeah.
Captain Boomerang: Right. Yeah. Hey.
[pulls out and flicks a lighter]
Captain Boomerang: Well, lookie here. Ooh, it's fire! Whooooooo!

The Joker: [text message] I am close be ready...

Harley Quinn: You're my friend, too.

Deadshot: [to Griggs] One day, I'm going to get out of here and I'm going to rain down on you like the Holy Ghost.

Captain Boomerang: [to Katana] You know, we should get a drink sometime.

The Joker: [text message] I'm coming for you

Harley Quinn: Japanese, female, mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic, and an only child. With deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.
Katana: [removes mask] I am not hiding.
Harley Quinn: Now, that was gangster!

Slipknot: [after punching a woman] She had a mouth!

Harley Quinn: Puddin'!
[kisses the Joker]
Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

Harley Quinn: [reaction to seeing Waller] No way.
Rick Flag: Let's go home.
Captain Boomerang: Yeah, let's go home. That sounds good. You guys wanna go home? Hmm? Or you wanna go back to prison?
Harley Quinn: I'm not going back to prison.
Captain Boomerang: What I'm saying is we kill the pair of them now before they kill us.
Amanda Waller: [holds Katana back] I got this. You all made it this far. Don't get high-spirited on me and ruin a good thing.
Killer Croc: I like her.

Rick Flag: Whoa, wait here. Please. I don't wanna give this dude a heart attack, okay?
Harley Quinn: Aw, he's embarrassed of us!
Deadshot: Hey Flag, this dude better cure cancer after all of this shit.

Enchantress: I've been waiting for you all night. Step out of the shadows. I won't bite.
Harley Quinn: Huh.
[Harley starts to walk to Enchantress]
Rick Flag: What the hell? Grab her!
[Deadshot grabs Harley]
Enchantress: Why are you here? Because the soldier led you? And all for Waller. Why do you serve those who cage you? I am your ally. And I know what you want. Exactly what you want.

Amanda Waller: The Joker and Harley Quinn are no more.

Enchantress: [to Rick Flag] Baby, it's just a nightmare. It's just a bad dream. I'm here.

Deadshot: You know the dark places, too. Don't act like you don't.

Rick Flag: The man who could climb anything.

Griggs: Prisoner, get down on your knees! Now! Turn around! Hands up high!
Harley Quinn: Hey, I'm cooperating! Alright? This is me being cool.
Griggs: [to guards] Take her.
[Harley attacks the guards]
Griggs: Do not fire that goddamn weapon! Damn it!
[fires taser at Harley]

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